Under the Arch

"Oh. My. God. Did you have me on speaker-phone?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Could the girl at the window hear me?"

"I doubt it. I didn't even hear you.....why?"

"Because I just called you a fucking crackhead!"

"Oh. Well, yeah, that might have been awkward."

"Can you imagine? Out of nowhere a disembodied voice calls you a fucking crackhead and all you're trying to do is your job, giving people their stupid food in their stupid cars......"

"Yeah. That would suck."

"There's something seriously wrong with you."

"What? I'm hungry."