Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I bought 2 Altoids tins today. I don't like Altoids. I just wanted the tins. More on that later because my cat got a whiff of the Altoid residue in the tins and went apeshit on me. I have bite marks on my hand. I finally had to grab a hold of the back of her head and flick her in the nose. She let go and acted all wounded while I shouted, "Yeah. Hurts don't it? Fucker." Cats are weird. And now my hand smells like cat spit. And Altoids.

5 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    One of my cats would go on wild biting rampages when she was little. She wasn't playing, she'd just flip out and go nuts.

    I'd put hot sauce on her lips each time.

    The biting stopped, but now she likes hot food.
    Still Patrice said...
    lol.... sorry thats funny
    Anonymous said...
    This really gave me lots of chuckles all night.
    Hope you don't have to go to blogher looking like you wrestled a rose bush.
    Anonymous said...
    LOL! My cat bit me last week. No reason. Just decided my hand was food or something. Stupid kitty. I'll make sure to keep him away from Altoids...
    Kaylen said...
    I am sure that you are/were in pain, but after reading this entry I giggled to myself. A lot. Cats are mean!

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